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Spurs agree deal worth up to £100m for Newcastle's Tonali

Tottenham Hotspur have agreed a deal worth up to £100m with Newcastle United for midfielder Sandro Tonali.

Greek politician's mother dies of wounds after arson attack

Three separate attacks involving petrol bombs and other improvised devices took place in Thessaloniki in the early hours of Wednesday.

Watch: Fans react to tense World Cup game

England Captain Harry Kane rescued England from a major upset, with two late goals, after DR Congo took an early lead.

Teenager drowns during Duke of Edinburgh's Award expedition

A teenager has drowned during a Duke of Edinburgh's Award trip in Wales.

Watch full highlights as England come from behind to beat DR Congo

Harry Kane scores twice as England come from behind to beat DR Congo in a tense World Cup encounter in Atlanta, and set up a last-16 meeting with Mexico.

Kane scores twice as England come from behind to reach last 16

Harry Kane scores twice as England come from behind to beat DR Congo in a tense World Cup encounter in Atlanta, and set up a last-16 meeting with Mexico.

Ukrainian charged in Germany over Nord Stream blasts

Ukraine denies involvement in the case which may have serious implications for its relationship with Germany.

England into last 16 - what is their path to the final?

BBC Sport takes a look at what England will need to do to reach the final after progressing the last 16

'That was a rocket' - Kane scores winner for England

A "rocket" of a strike from Harry Kane gives England a late lead against DR Congo in Atlanta.

Lions sneak through - but who had a nightmare start? Player ratings

BBC Sport England reporter Alex Howell rates the players after the World Cup comeback win over DR Congo - plus have your say.

England sneak through - but who had a nightmare start? Player ratings

BBC Sport England reporter Alex Howell rates the players after the World Cup comeback win over DR Congo - plus have your say.

Maddy Cusack 'struggled with girlfriend move'

Her former club captain says the player's girlfriend moving clubs affected her mental health.

Bibles, Home Alone and perfume: Six surprising ways Trump made money in 2025

Official documents show the US president made billions of dollars as he returned to the White House.

Watch: Two people climb to highest point of Empire State Building

The two were atop the 1,454 ft (443 m) building for at least ten minutes and displayed a large banner before climbing down.

Badenoch accuses Starmer of leaving defence spending 'mess' for Burnham

Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch criticised what she called a missing £5bn in the defence investment plan.

Burnham calls for grooming gang ringleader to be deported

The Labour leadership hopeful says he will "ask the home and foreign secretaries to review all possible options".

Father killed baby by shaking him in moment of 'pure violence', court hears

A father killed his four-week-old baby by shaking him in a moment of "pure violence", a court has heard.

Controversial bishops ordained as Pope warns of 'schism' in Catholic Church

Thousands of worshippers attended a ceremony in the Swiss Alps as part of the breakaway Society of Saint Pius X.

59 killed in floods and fears number of dead could rise

At least 59 people have been killed in flooding in Ivory Coast, according to a government spokesman,

17 funniest concerns people had over the design of this beach-friendly beer bottle

A concept created for a 2023 conference by designer Kenji Abe went wildly viral on X in 2025, where people had certain – how can we put this – concerns. The beer bottle that can easily be stuck in the sand on a visit to the beach was part of an Axis exhibition for the […]

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'Time for him to pay' - Carroll calls on Trump to pay $5m after president's appeal fails

The writer's lawyers say Trump wants to delay paying the damages awarded by a jury that found the president liable for sexually abusing and defaming her.

Lethal Weapon star reveals he has Alzheimer's disease

Hollywood actor Danny Glover has revealed he has Alzheimer's disease.

Concern over rise in online racist abuse at World Cup

The Word Cup has suffered a 'significant increase' in the most serious examples of racist abuse online, Fifa's social media protection service (SMPS) has found.

Teachers in England to get 3.5% pay rise

Schools will need to fund some of the increase, which unions say will further stretch existing budgets.

New images of man found dead in woods as police investigate possible murder

New CCTV images have been released by police of a man pictured in the days before he was found dead in woodland in Cornwall.

Halifax brand to be scrapped after 173 years

Lloyds says it remains committed to the town of Halifax and very little will change for customers.

Tens of thousands rush for tickets to see Bayeux Tapestry in UK

The historic masterpiece will travel from France to go on display on UK soil for the first time.

Stephen Miller issued an apocalyptic warning of what might happen if the Democrats retake power and he accidentally rallied the wrong base

It’s long since been established that of all the despicable cretins inhabiting Donald Trump’s administration, Stephen Miller is the creepiest. That hasn’t stopped the man from continuously invading our screens and making bold and angry proclamations, his latest of which actually seemed to strike quite a chord with the audience. Just not in the way […]

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Watch: Man comes face-to-face with bear inside truck

Security camera footage from the Colorado property shows a man using several methods to coax a black bear out of a vehicle.

Is Burnham facing a £5bn defence 'black hole'?

BBC Verify investigates whether a shortfall in funding for the government's defence investment plan is a "black hole".

Judge 'wrong' to spare boy rapists from custody, court told

Three teenage boys convicted of rape should have been detained, the Court of Appeal hears.

England's warmest June on record following historic heatwave

England saw its warmest June since records began in 1865 and the second warmest for the whole of the UK according to data just released by the Met Office.

Man 'shot in the neck' on Merseyside street as armed police 'jump fences into gardens'

Merseyside Police have confirmed a man has been arrested after a male induvial was reportedly shot in the neck with an air rifle as locals recalled seeing armed police swarm the area

JD Vance hopes that the Pope has learned his lesson from Donald Trump and these 17 replies were divine

Religion and politics have always had a somewhat tenuous relationship and that was before JD Vance started his WWE wrestling-style feud with the Pope. Vance’s latest taunt stems from the Pope’s stance on immigration (basically, let’s all try to help each other) and how it contrasts with Donald Trump’s views on immigration (lock up the […]

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The BBC’s Danny Murphy went full Partridge mode and told World Cup viewers a sad tale about his cat – 16 purrfect replies

We certainly have admiration for anyone who has the skills to be a sports commentator. Constantly having to think on your feet, filling any lulls in play with insightful and witty remarks – it’s a terrifying seat of the pants gig. So it’s not at all surprising when commentators get things wrong or make weird […]

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Has football fever taken hold in the US?

With the World Cup now three weeks old, BBC Sport's reporters in the US look at how their perceptions have changed.

Halifax bank brand to be scrapped as 'changes' message issued to all customers

The 173-year-old Halifax bank brand is being scrapped and all customer accounts will be changed to Lloyds over time, Lloyds Banking Group has announced over two decades since taking ownership brand

'Terrified' Preston Davey killer 'refusing to leave cell' after making himself 'target'

EXCLUSIVE: Terrified Jamie Varley - serving a whole life term at HMP Wakefield for the torture, abuse and murder of little Preston Davey - is said to be refusing to leave his cell

This woman had a message for men who obsess about women’s ‘body count’ and it was simply magnificent

Takedown of the week, the month and possibly the year – any year, in fact – is surely this, a woman who was asked about men who go on about women’s ‘body count’. It’s a clip that went viral back in the day and it’s a proper cut and paste job for any man who […]

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‘What’s the funniest blunt remark you ever got from someone who didn’t mean any malice?’ – 24 drops of the purest cringe

There are some people who were born without the ability to use tact – or even to recognise that tact is needed in a certain situation. We all have that elderly relative who’ll blurt out “Are you wearing that shirt for your date, or do you have one that fits?” You know the type. Over […]

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Two dead after small plane crash in Essex field during short flight experience

Two people have died after a Cessna light aircraft crashed in a field in Ongar, Essex, during a short flight experience that departed from North Weald airfield

A man told his fiancee she was only interested in his money and her A++ response was a comeback for the ages

In an ever more uncertain and troublesome world, it’s always reassuring when someone gets exactly what was coming to them. And this tale of a woman whose fiancee wouldn’t stop suggesting she was only interested in her money is a small but supremely satisfying example of that. She went on the subReddit ‘Am I The […]

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Two dead after light aircraft crashes during 'short flight experience'

Two people have died after a light aircraft crashed in a field in Essex yesterday afternoon, police have said.

TG Jones may close around 150 stores with jobs at risk as chain saved from insolvency

TG Jones, formerly known as WH Smith, has been saved from insolvency after a plan was approved at the High Court, but could see around 150 stores set to close with jobs at risk

Prince William gets shown hairdryer and stuns people with cheeky joke

Prince William was recently shown a hairdryer during a public engagement, and floored people with his response. He made a cheeky joke that caught people off-guard

JD Vance said his faith is why he doesn’t like ‘low-wage foreigners’, and the internet read him chapter and verse – 19 biblical takedowns

JD Vance must be the world’s most famous Catholic convert since Tony Blair, and if he doesn’t get with the Gospel programme, he may find himself becoming the most famous excommunicate – American Pope or no American Pope. For example, we can’t remember whether it was Matthew, Mark, Luke or John who said ‘Blessed be […]

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An American footballer turned pundit said the only reason Brits don’t like World Cup ‘hydration breaks’ is because they’re American and Chris Sutton’s response spoke for the nation

Time to return to the World Cup which has been a bit of a treat so far – we write this ahead of England’s last 32 fixture against DR Congo, obviously – apart from one thing. Well, two things every match, to be specific, and that’s the wildly irritating ‘hydration breaks’ and their uncanny ability […]

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Met Office confirms third UK 33C heatwave is coming – but it'll feel different

The Met Office has issued a new forecast for the third heatwave of the year, warning that temperatures could hit a peak of 33C next week as a high-pressure front moves in from the Azores

An American trolled British cuisine and these 13 replies will make you proud to be a Brit

Time to return to the apparently bottomless well that is the cultural chasm that exists between the US and basically anywhere else. This time it’s food – specifially, British food – that this American chose to have a little pop at. It’s someone called @MoMohler who, according to their Twitter bio, is ‘Rated 100% pure, […]

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Family of boy 'thrown in crocodile enclosure' break silence after 'multiple surgeries'

A three-year-old boy who was allegedly thrown into a crocodile enclosure in at Johnson’s of Old Hurst, near Huntingdon, has underwent "multiple surgeries" as his family break their silence

Two Henry Nowak cops under investigation after 'don’t think you have mate' arrest

WARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT: Two Hampshire police officers are under investigation for potential gross misconduct over the arrest and handcuffing of Henry Nowak and alleged failure to recognise he needed medical help

Family of boy, 3, who was seriously injured in crocodile enclosure at zoo releases statement

The family of a three-year-old boy who was seriously injured in a crocodile enclosure has thanked staff at the zoo who rescued their son.

An American questioned Stan Collymore’s credentials to critique World Cup ‘hydration breaks’ and Collymore’s A++ response had Brits everywhere applauding

The World Cup has already exceeded expectations we reckon, with a reassuring lack of politics and no end of memorable games and we’re only just into the knockout stages. But there’s one thing that’s got people talking more than any other and that’s the introduction of ‘hydration breaks’ halfway though each half, partly for the […]

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GB News presenter Tom Harwood claimed ‘pumping oil hardly releases any CO2’, and got owned into the middle of the North Sea – 16 scathing takedowns

The recent record-breaking temperatures across Europe have fuelled the debate over man-made climate change. On the one hand, experts are in almost unanimous agreement that the increasingly extreme weather conditions have been caused by human activity. On the other hand, Billy Bunch O’Numbers on social media and some politicians who are funded by fossil fuel […]

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A trip to India left me with 38 parasites in my brain

Lowri's headaches, seizures and psychosis were due to an infection caused by pork tapeworm larvae.

JD Vance said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would run for president in 2028 and AOC’s killer response just won everyone’s vote

Only two years and a half years to go until the next presidential elections in the US (that’s assuming there is one – a United States, that is) and thoughts are already turning to who will run. Well, thoughts might be overdoing it, because in this instance it’s JD Vance who reckons Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will […]

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You can now buy a breakdancing robot for under $5k, but there’s just no impressing some people – 17 underwhelmed replies

It seems the dream (or nightmare) of a future where intelligent robots walk amongst us is getting increasingly near to becoming a reality. With AI becoming more powerful and robot technology becoming cheaper, surely it can’t be long before we all have personal humanoid assistants to cater for our every whim? A Chinese robotics company, […]

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The Great American State Fair achieved the dubious (but hilarious) distinction of having more people on stage than in the ‘crowd’ – 26 reactions dripping in schadenfreude

The Great American State Fair in Washington DC is neither great, nor – technically – in one of the 50 US states. What it is, though, is the gift that keeps on giving. Just a day after a TMZ cameraman did the funniest pan to show an almost empty field as Dean Cain was boasting […]

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Is it really happening this weekend? What we do and don't know about Taylor Swift's wedding

The couple has been mum about their upcoming nuptials, but speculation has mounted about a multi-day celebration at Madison Square Garden.

News that ‘man of the people’ Nigel Farage made £22,500 p.h. advertising gold bullion was made all the more staggering by his plan to cut the minimum wage for young people – 21 24-carat takedowns

Later today, Labour MP Richard Burgon will lead a debate in Parliament on whether to ban MPs from having second jobs. He shared his invitation to the almost permanently absent Nigel Farage to attend the debate, since he’s a prime example of an MP not prioritising the job for which taxpayers are footing the bill. […]

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It looks like an ordinary house - but our tropical garden is packed with poisonous plants

The garden was once a sun trap with decking - it is now filled with tropical trees and ferns shading it.

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Happy Hump Day to all who celebrate. No matter which side of the Atlantic you’re on, we hope the political and climate turmoil isn’t frying your brain too much. We’ve been giving ourselves a break from the news with a deep dive into Bluesky to find comedy treasure, and we’re confident that’s what we’ve got. […]

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Why Gen Z are planning for life without a state pension

Many younger people do not believe the state pension will exist when they are older

What Does It Cost To Keep The UK Safe?

The government releases it’s long awaited defence investment plan.

Prison officer jailed for relationship with convicted murderer

Rebecca Green, 29, was jailed for one year and four months after entering into a relationship with convicted murderer John Otugade, who is serving a 25-year sentence

Preston Davey's murderers house back on market for £370k with warning to buyers

The former Grimsargh home of Jamie Varley and John McGowan-Fazakerley — jailed following the murder of toddler Preston Davey — has been put back on the market for £370,000, with prospective buyers warned about its previous owners.

Jude Bellingham excites bookies for Bond role as he eyes up 007 movie career

England’s ‘JB’ has admitted he fancies shifting his shirt number from ‘10’ to ‘007' when his footballing career comes to an end

Afghan nationals convicted of UK rape 'celebrated' escaping in lorry to France

Mehrab Safi, 21, filmed his two friends Awal Ahmadzai and Salman Habibkheil, both 19, laughing in the back of a lorry three days after they raped a teenager at a house in Bristol

The doorbell camera footage of a tired nurse’s funny attempt at opening the door had people sharing their own exhaustion-fails

The beauty of the Ring e-doorbell (other brands are available) is that it captures those notable moments that would otherwise go unseen. One such moment happened in 2022, when this exhausted health worker got home and forgot where he was. Ring explained – ‘Will is an Emergency Room Nurse Technician, and one day when he […]

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Secret hideouts of the world's worst criminals – from Bonnie and Clyde to El Chapo

Criminal masterminds have used secret boltholes for decades, where they do their utmost to avoid the authorities. Many have ended up meeting grisly ends after being discovered

Wimbledon's rich and famous will be called out for watching the World Cup in Royal Box

The grass court grand slam will not show any football action on its screens or even in the players’ dressing rooms, championship boss Sally Bolton said

Of all the takes on Trump’s calamitous 250th State Fair celebration, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s devastating one-liner was hard to beat

Calling out Donald Trump is nothing new to New York State Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She’s called him out on his very obvious cognitive decline: 🚨 BREAKING: AOC just called out the media for spending years fixated on Biden’s cognition while barely touching Trump’s very real cognitive decline and escalating erratic behavior. None of this is […]

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'Thrill-seeking' boy, 15, involved in horror e-scooter crash that killed pal spared jail

Jacob Calland was sadly riding on the back of the vehicle when it collided with a car and he suffered a catastrophic brain injury

Thug who scalded police officer in boiling water attack is jailed for 14-and-a-half years

John Davies, 58, admitted maliciously wounding a female officer by scalding her with a kettle, assaulting a second officer, and attacking a member of the public

Woman told 'give me my dog before I punch you' in B&M row after 'pet left in hot car'

A woman was left 'shaken' after a man allegedly threatened to 'punch her in the face' during a furious row at a B&M store in Lichfield, over claims a dog was left inside a car in 30C-plus heat during the heatwave

Parents spend 38 minutes a day battling with kids over chores and hygiene

Parents are spending the equivalent of 10 full days a year locked in negotiations with their children over chores and hygiene and admit they don't always win.

UK heatwave warning as 26 counties face above 30C temperatures next week - full list

The Met Office has warned of a return to "warm or very warm" conditions in the UK early next week, with heatwave conditions "increasingly likely" in some areas as 26 counties face 30C temperatures

World Cup causes family tension as households split over who to support

One in four households are divided over who they’re supporting during the 2026 World Cup, with family members backing rival nations and adding tension on matchdays.

A couple told the BBC how packed lunches helped them retire at 40 and got precisely the responses they deserved

Financial advice time now, and a couple who had a hot tip for anyone who wants to retire by the time they turn 40 (what do you mean that was years ago?). Well, here’s their tip anyway – make your own packed lunch. We had packed lunches every day for 10 years and retired at […]

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'Stabbing' at UK holiday park after reports of a fight breaking out as one hospitalised

Devon & Cornwall Police were called to the Monkey Tree Holiday Park at the weekend following reports of a fight breaking out in the early hours as a man was found with stab wounds

Home bought by Preston Davey's evil dads to rebuild lives after murder on sale for £79k less

WARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT: A lavish Lancashire property purchased by Preston Davey's convicted adoptive parents just 22 days after the toddler's murder is back on the housing market at a reduced price after a failed auction

Inside haunting remains of the old Broadmoor jail with abandoned wards and decaying cells

An urban explorer has captured spine-chilling images from inside the abandoned, decaying Victorian wards of Britain's most notorious secure hospital, Broadmoor

Couple avoid jail after caught on CCTV dumping dog in bin bag and throwing it in canal

WARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT: Terrence and Sadie Boyd were caught on CCTV carrying their elderly dog Maddie in a bin bag before throwing her into a Lancashire canal – the couple pleaded guilty to animal cruelty offences and the dog was later put to sleep

Has the Supreme Court just made Trump the most powerful president in history?

A landmark decision expands Trump’s presidential power

Man guilty of attempting to murder children in stabbings that sparked Dublin riots

A man has been found guilty of attempting to murder three children in Dublin.

Two officers under investigation for potential gross misconduct in Henry Nowak case

Two police officers are under investigation for potential gross misconduct over how they dealt with Henry Nowak prior to his death.

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