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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

It’s Wednesday, which means we’ll hit the halfway mark of the working week today, as well as teetering on the brink of the slide into the weekend. To celebrate, we’re sharing the 25 funniest things we’ve spotted on Bluesky in the past seven days. There’s something for everyone. Let’s dive right in. 1. Didn’t realize […]

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McLaren talks, 'numb' cars and being 'captain of the ship' - Verstappen Q&A

In an exclusive interview with BBC Sport, Max Verstappen talks about his new contract at Red Bull and much more.

Drug gangs exploited and raped us as teens, then police failed us, women tell BBC

Four victims describe being targeted by criminals and then not being taken seriously by the authorities.

Donald Trump’s latest 9/11 lie about being carried from the area by firefighters is his most outrageous yet – 23 frank condemnations

Since the 9/11 attack 25 years ago, Donald Trump has made a number of claims about his own response to the atrocity. He has stated that he sent hundreds of construction workers to help, and that he also went to the site shortly afterwards to offer his assistance. Both of those accounts, along with his […]

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The Papers: 'Israel reacts with fury' and 'air traffic collapse'

Sanctions on West Bank settlements, airport chaos and Prince George dominate Wednesday's front pages.

US strikes Iranian oil tankers as Tehran targets American base in Jordan

Oil prices edged closer to $100 a barrel after an escalation in the tit-for-tat strikes between the US and Iran.

'Emotional rollercoaster' - Lindsay Clancy jurors speak out on what led to mistrial

The three jurors said after 40 hours, a lone male juror wouldn't agree with the rest of the panel to find Clancy not guilty by reason of insanity.

Sabalenka and Pegula dig deep to book US Open semi-final rematch

Aryna Sabalenka battles back to beat sixth seed Linda Noskova in three sets and advance to the semi-finals, where she will face Jessica Pegula.

US slaps import ban on Canadian alcohol, motorbikes and other goods

It is the latest strike in a long trade war, and comes as Canadian counter-tariffs on US goods come into force.

More flight delays expected after hundreds cancelled by air traffic control glitch

Departures from a number of airports are affected by a technical problem affecting air traffic control provider Nats.

Tiafoe consoles tearful Michelsen after remarkable US Open comeback

Frances Tiafoe comes from two sets and a break down to beat Alex Michelsen in a thrilling comeback to reach the US Open semi-finals.

UK announces sanctions on West Bank settlements prompting furious Israeli response

Britain's foreign secretary accuses settlers of carrying out the "ethnic cleansing" of Palestinians, as Israel responds by shutting the UK consulate in East Jerusalem.

Watch: Archeologists discover ancient tomb in Peru

The burial site of the ancient pre-Incan Chimu culture was found largely intact.

Alan Carr holds back tears on special night at National Television Awards

The comedian and Celebrity Traitors win big - see a full list of winners and nominees from the 26th edition of the awards.

Sir David Attenborough wins NTA host gong alongside grim speech calling for help from the public

Sir David was crowned TV presenter of the year, but it was the 100-year-old's impassioned speech read out on his behalf that struck a chord with viewers

Holdout juror in Lindsay Clancy trial 'admitted reasonable doubt'

A lone juror who blocked the acquittal of Lindsay Clancy "admitted he had reasonable doubt", the jury's foreperson has said. 

Chris Mason: Burnham looks to show he will go further than Starmer with West Bank sanctions

It is hoped that coordinated action minimises the blowback to any one country from Israel or America, our political editor writes.

Thousands of teens missing education 'under the radar' of official stats, report warns

The children's commissioner for England says many are enrolled at college but aren't showing up.

Very hot drinks may damage the food pipe and increase cancer risk

Steaming hot liquid can damage the cell lining on the way down to the stomach, experts say.

In the middle again - but Mourinho says Alexander-Arnold 'not a midfielder'

Trent Alexander-Arnold started in midfield for Real Madrid's win over Inter - but Jose Mourinho says it is not his best position.

The trail of clues that our planet might be heating faster than we realised

A curious online row over this summer's heatwaves points to a wider - and worrying - shift in climate science.

Hegseth is shaking up the Pentagon as the US wages war - but at what cost?

The upheaval in the military could shape the legacy of Trump's second term, writes the BBC's Tom Bateman.

'Constantly on my mind' - 9/11 agony goes on for bereaved, 25 years on

As the 25th anniversary approaches, the wait for the alleged mastermind of the attack to be put on trial goes on.

I'm 27 and I've already written my will - here's why

For many young people making a will may not seem necessary, but here's why you shouldn't put it off.

West Ham go top of Championship - are they ready to leave past behind?

Three wins in a row, top of the table, unity at the club - are West Ham ready to leave the past behind on and off the pitch?

Bouaddi impresses on first start - have Man City found 'a gem'?

Ayyoub Bouaddi belies his age with a mature Champions League performance on his first Manchester City start to showcase why the club were so intent on signing the 18-year-old.

Paul Adams: British-Israeli relations at lowest ebb in decades

Israel's response to London's trade ban with Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank shows how important this moment is.

LIV files for bankruptcy protection with $45m owed to players

LIV Golf has filed for bankruptcy protection with at least $45m (£33m) owed to players, who will now have the option to leave.

LIV files for bankruptcy protection with over $45m owed to players

LIV Golf has filed for bankruptcy protection with at least $45m (£33m) owed to players, who will now have the option to leave.

Breakaway league LIV Golf files for bankruptcy protection

Professional men's golf league LIV Golf has filed for bankruptcy protection in the US.

RNLI boss says volunteers facing 'unacceptable' abuse

Peter Sparkes says there has been "deliberate misinformation" spread about the charity.

RNLI trying to 'understand decision to deny access' to boat carrying migrants

The RNLI has said it is working to "understand the decision to deny access" by multiple ports to its boat that was carrying more than 100 migrants on Sunday. 

UK teenagers ahead in science, maths and reading

Young people in the UK are among the best performing in the world in science, maths and reading - but a major study has warned of a worrying decline in teenagers' ability to read and think critically.

Glastonbury confirms ticket sale dates - and highest ever price

The festival will return in June after taking a fallow year, but tickets have topped £400 for the first time.

British widow faces deportation from Sweden after 22 years

A 78-year-old British woman is facing deportation for failing to fill out a Brexit residence application on time.

New law to force tech firms to stop children taking or sharing nude images

The government said it will legislate "as soon as they can" but may "reassess" its plans if firms make the desired changes sooner.

Where is Israel's proposed West Bank settlement the UK opposes?

BBC's Middle East correspondent Lucy Williamson reports from an area close to Israel's proposed site in the occupied West Bank.

Trump shares misleading video of King and fainting worker

The president shares a misleading video which appears to show Charles shrugging and walking away from a man who fainted during a royal visit.

7 in 10 say their loved ones' chronic condition has impacted their mental health

A new study has found that many of those supporting loved ones with chronic health conditions struggle with their own mental health as a result

Why Has The UK Government Changed Its Approach to Israel?

UK imposes sanctions on Israeli settlements in the West Bank.

Over 50s urged to embrace the 'F-word' at breakfast to improve health

Over 50s are being urged to up their fibre intake as only one in three know whether they're getting enough

UK summons Serbian diplomat over 'Butcher of Bosnia' funeral

The UK's special envoy to the Western Balkans has summoned a top Serbian diplomat to condemn the country's involvement in the funeral of Ratko Mladic.

Young adults use more water than any other age group – as campaign urges 'small changes'

A campaign is urging Brits to make 'mindful choices' to cut water use, with young adults using more than any other generation.

Ray Winstone's frank response to Meghan Markle joining The Gentlemen Netflix series

Meghan Markle has been strongly tipped to star in Netflix hit The Gentlemen after her return to the UK - but one of the show's stars doesn't sound too keen on the possibility

Scientists launch bid to make humans 'snuggle a shark' and fall in love with Jaws monsters

Brits are being urged to fall in love with sharks as boffins launch a £1million mission to protect them. Scientists insist the fearsome fish swimming around our shores are actually “beautiful animals” and are a far cry from the man-eating monsters in Jaws.

Female masseuse installed rape alarm after client refused to wear towel

Ffion Price has put in place rape alarms after a man refused to wear a towel and got an erection whilst she was working.

Everything Brits should stockpile now to survive Super El Nino - see full list

Experts have revealed the different food items and kit we should be storing as the deadly weather event ramps up - with wetter and stormier conditions expected this winter

The White House tried to celebrate American workers on Labor Day and it was a spectacular slop-filled own goal for the ages

Magas desperately want to believe that their fearless leader has their best interests at heart. A major part of Donald Trump’s campaign focused on making sure illegal immigrants couldn’t take jobs away from deserving Americans. He also says he wants to bring back factories. Unfortunately, these priorities have taken a back seat to waging war […]

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All London Heathrow and Gatwick Airport flights 'grounded' in major travel chaos

London Heathrow and Gatwick Airports are currently facing major disruption with departures this afternoon after Air Traffic Control encountered technical issues

‘What’s a skill almost everyone thinks they’re good at until they meet someone who’s actually great at it?’ – 21 things we all suck at, actually

Being a ‘jack of all trades’ means being pretty good at a lot of things, but not an expert in any of them, and that probably sums how most of us think about ourselves up pretty well. But it’s not until we come across someone who is a genuine master of a particular skill that […]

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Renoir paintings worth millions stolen in French museum heist

It is the latest in a string of high-profile art thefts in Europe that has again put the security of museums and galleries in the spotlight.

Everyone noticed the same disrespectful detail from Donald Trump’s bumbling chopper exit – 17 withering takedowns

The President has a giant support staff that helps him handle his day-to-day responsibilities. Most presidents would treat that staff with the utmost respect for their sacrifice and dedication. Donald Trump is not most presidents. Look no further than his bizarre and supremely unpresidential behavior while returning to the White House from a long weekend […]

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Covid outbreak at UK hospital as health trust issues 'control processes' statement

The Northern Health and Social Care Trust has issued a statement following a Covid outbreak at Antrim Area Hospital in Northern Ireland, with enhanced infection prevention and control measures now successfully implemented

Adult model whose husband is older than her parents hits back at age-gap trolls

Olivia Eden - whose 63-year-old husband's children are all older than her - has revealed why she wouldn't want a man her own age anyway

‘What do you think will die out with the next generation?’ – 21 things it looks like we’ll lose, for better or worse

Life changes at a very rapid pace nowadays, for good or ill, and things that we once thought permanent fixtures have started to disappear. They’ve been discussing this on the AskUK subreddit after PaddedValls posed this question… What do you think will die out with the next generation? Are private phone calls on the way […]

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'Michael Myers chases mum and toddler' on UK street as residents 'terrified'

A video showing a masked figure dressed as Michael Myers has been shared online after claims he chased a young mum and toddler, as well as others, in Batley, West Yorkshire

People in their 30s have been sharing what they definitely don’t regret doing in their 20s – 17 youthful follies that aren’t a waste of time

It can feel like there’s a lot of pressure when you’re young. You’ve got to pick the right job, meet the right person, and build the foundations of your life, right? Well, maybe not. That’s because according to the findings of NanookZappa, it seems like your 20s are best spent screwing around. And we know […]

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People have been sharing the obscure hobbies they’d recommend to others – 17 offbeat pastimes to improve your life

Hobbies are the perfect way to unwind from the stresses of day-to-day life. But which ones should you embark on instead of doomscrolling for hours? Reddit user Londonvibe39 wanted to find out, but they wanted to avoid all of the obvious suggestions. Luckily the good people of r/AskReddit came to their rescue by answering their […]

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Man who battered ex's dog with hammer gives thumbs up as 'love you babe' heard in court

WARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT: Lewis Walker pleaded guilty to controlling or coercive behaviour at Liverpool Crown Court, admitting animal cruelty and domestic abuse spanning more than five years

This Spectator journalist’s plan to prevent his daughter from becoming a ‘picky eater’ met with a uniform chorus of ‘Good luck with that!’

Writer and Spectator journalist Adam Pollock will soon be welcoming a new baby girl into the world, and we wish him the very best. Naturally, as a first-time dad preparing for fatherhood, he’s already mapped out a foolproof strategy for parenting. His main priority seems to be ensuring that his daughter never becomes a ‘picky […]

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‘What’s the most ridiculous injury you’ve ever inflicted on yourself?’ – 23 people who honestly shouldn’t be allowed out

Getting injured is never fun, but the pain is amplified a thousand fold when you add to it the humiliation of having caused said injury yourself. They’ve been discussing the ways in which people have come a cropper due to their own foolishness on the AskUK subreddit after user Wonk_Majik shared their own experience… ‘What’s […]

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Prince George receives 5-word message as Kate and William arrive at Eton College

Kate Middleton and Prince William have been seen accompanying Prince George on his first day at the prestigious Eton College, where he now follows in his father and uncle's footsteps

‘What’s the nerdiest argument you’ve ever seen break out in a pub?’ – 19 brawls with petty origin stories

It’s hardly surprising that fights break out in pubs. With all that beer sloshing around, tensions are bound to flare up. However not every bar fight is over a sports game. Able-Cap2623 invited r/AskUK users to share the nerdiest reason they’ve seen a pub argument broke out, and even shared their own experience: ‘I was […]

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One of Trump’s stinky Oval Office moments went viral again, and JD Vance’s face is still an absolute gift to comedy

The word on the street is that Donald Trump is not exactly a fragrant guy. We all know his policies stink, but gossip has long since suggested that he literally smells bad, too. We’ve seen evidence of that on more than one occasion – like this. 🤣🚨 REMINDER: Trump shitting his pants at Notre-Dame de […]

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Seven weirdest things I saw at Reform conference - from Jeremy Kyle to incest warning

Daily Star reporter Sian Hewitt spent three days witnessing all the strange and frankly bizarre goings-on at the Reform party conference

Manchester 'house explosion' as locals feel ground shake after 'a huge bang'

Police, fire and ambulance crews have all raced to the scene of a suspected house explosion after locals reported hearing a "huge bang" on Ash Street in Harpurhey, Manchester

Ivanka Trump posted a Coldplay themed video of her galloping along the beach and it didn’t just not read the room, it wasn’t even on the same planet

Been a while since we’ve written about Ivanka Trump, whose not been quite so front of house in Donald Trump’s second term as she was in the first. Still appears to be enjoying herself, especially so in this weird AF video of her galloping along a beach. And just when it can’t get any more […]

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Nigel Farage warned Britain was on ‘the edge of serious civil unrest’ and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Nigel Farage is worried. Not about that undisclosed £5m donation or the Channel 4 undercover film that appeared to show his party accepting illegal donations, but because Britain is on ‘the edge of serious civil unrest’. He was speaking after those appalling scenes on the south coast of England in which far-right protestors targeted not […]

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Chaos on Ryanair flight to Malta as emergency above UK moments after take-off

A Ryanair flight from Norwich Airport to Malta has declared an in-flight emergency. Flight FR5883 suddenly abandoned its journey and diverted towards East Midlands Airport

Twisted migrant told teen victim 'at least you've been raped by someone good-looking'

WARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT: Gift Oladele sickeningly told his teenage victim 'I am going to put a black baby in you" and "at least you have been raped by someone good-looking" as she bravely speaks out on the attack

Kelsey Grammer says Trump will go down as one of America’s best presidents, in case you were wondering what a stretch it was playing the genius Frasier Crane

Kelsey Grammer has one of the most recognisable voices in the acting world. The Cheers and Frasier star has provided viewers with some of the most memorable moments in US sitcom history, as well as giving voice to Bart Simpson’s Nemesis, Sideshow Bob. He’s an acting icon. Unforunately, the praise stops once he ditches the […]

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Ed Balls had a far-right reality check for Susanna Reid and it’s totally the wake-up call that everyone needs right now

To the studios of Good Morning Britain now, where the estimable presenter Susanna Reid was finding it hard to believe the scenes we’re witnessing on the south coast right now. That is protestors not just attempting to stop people from landing on these shores but targeting the incredibly brave members of the RNLI for risking […]

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One in four young adults trust tradespeople based on appearance alone

Gen X and Boomers are more likely to be sceptical of a tradesperson's credentials.

Forget the Mediterranean diet, I'm eating only food from Shetland for a month

Dr Alex Armitage is eating only food grown, reared or caught locally during September.

This 53 seconds with Nigel Farage’s number one fan is a terrifying glimpse of what we’re up against right now

If you only spend 53 seconds with a Reform UK voter this week then make it this 53 seconds, an interview by journalist Hamish Morrison with a woman who might most politely be described as Nigel Farage’s number one fan. And as an insight into what everyone else is up against right now, it’s hard […]

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This Reform UK delegate’s take on incest was already jaw-dropping but the payoff was next level

In an exceptionally crowded field, Reform UK conference delegate of the week is surely this man, who’s just gone viral on Twitter for reasons which will become obvious. It’s Charles Amos who is chiefly (solely) known for mounting a spirited defence of incest for reasons we surely don’t need to go into here. He was […]

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Three people arrested after fatal 'hit-and-run' crash near airport

Three people have been arrested in connection with an alleged hit-and-run crash near Edinburgh Airport.

The RNLI has been targeted by far-right protestors for daring to rescuing asylum seekers and no-one took them down better than the RNLI itself

You’ll have seen the horrifying scene es in Portsmouth where hundreds of far-right activists descended to angrily protest the arrival of a small boat with 140 asylum seekers on board. Many so called patriots have subsequently taken aim at the incredible volunteers of the RNLI for daring to rescue asylum seekers attempting to come to […]

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 'surprised' over no warning on King's letter on UK return

King Charles reiterated that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will remain private citizens following their return to the UK in a letter that reportedly caught out Duke and Duchess of Sussex

People who aren’t usually patriotic have been sharing the things that genuinely make them proud to be English – and it’s lovely stuff

If we ask you to imagine a typical English ‘patriot’, a very specific, aggressive image may spring to mind – especially after recent events. Giant St George’s flags, rowdy chanting, faces flushed by both sunburn and rage. That kind of thing. But Twitter user SagePSUA decided to reclaim the concept by asking non-patriotic English folk […]

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Couple left waiting 25 hours for RAC breakdown recovery slept on steering wheel

Christabel Bradley and her husband were left fuming at RAC after they were stranded for 25 hours after being left waiting for a recovery vehicle and forced to sleep in campervan

Apple fans get £400 off iPhone 17 Pro as Sky cuts price ahead of iPhone 18 launch

Apple is expected to unveil the new iPhone 18 range at a launch event on September 9, and the current iPhone 17 series is already starting to see price cuts

Late Queen's prank on American tourists who didn't recognise her is absolutely epic

Queen Elizabeth spent more than 70 years on the throne, but it seems she could still go incognito, if one prank she pulled was anything to go by

Gunman opens fire on busy Liverpool street as witnesses left 'screaming'

A man riding an e-bike allegedly fired shots from a handgun on a busy street in Merseyside on Monday evening

Americanswers… on 5 Live! Why is Lindsay Clancy’s mistrial dividing America?

And will Trump succeed in limiting mail-in voting before the midterms?

Emmerdale star Kelvin Fletcher leaves wife furious after going 'too far' while she was away

Former Emmerdale star Kelvin Fletcher was left in the doghouse after wife Liz accused him of taking things 'too far' while she was away from their family farm

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