People shared their very favourite Viz letters after @drivelcast asked this over on Twitter. Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I’m driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say “Why should I use my indicators? It’s none of your business where I’m […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:43:11 (Source: The Poke)Holidaymakers face long waits under the EU's new Entry-Exit System, the head of Berlin's airport says.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:38:06 (Source: BBC News)Graduation ceremonies can be very tedious affairs, unless you’re the one doing the graduating obviously (and even then they can drag on a bit). But there was absolutely nothing tedious about this particular graduation ceremony in Northwestern University in Illinois, a moment which went viral – and will go viral again – because it’s never […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:30:08 (Source: The Poke)Cameron Ross carried out attacks in Stornoway in 2012 and 2014, before abusing another woman in Inverness between 2019 and 2022.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:28:57 (Source: BBC News)The 66-year-old, who died in the crash, had anxiety and referenced "ending his life" in his diary.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:21:31 (Source: BBC News)Shabir Ahmed is barred from deportation by the provisions in a 55-year-old piece of legislation.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:20:06 (Source: BBC News)Kyiv's mayor declares a day of mourning after the 'most massive attack on the capital' by Russia.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:15:16 (Source: BBC News)Tottenham complete the signing of Mateus Fernandes from West Ham for a club-record fee of £85m.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:14:22 (Source: BBC News)A 17-year-old is in custody as a boy, 16, remains in a critical condition in hospital, say police.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:11:31 (Source: BBC News)The practice saw thousands of babies taken from their mothers between 1949 and 1976.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:06:52 (Source: BBC News)We’ve featured lots of exchanges on these pages of businesses having to deal with particularly troublesome, misguided, or plain stupid customers, and this one is straight from the very top drawer. It’s a tattooist’s exchange with a potential customer which goes viral again on Twitter every year or so for reasons which will become abundantly […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:01:04 (Source: The Poke)Time now to return to the ever-widening cultural chasm between the UK and the US, this time the spectre of Americans trying a peculiarly English treat – Colman’s English mustard – for the first time. We mention it after @Zaphod2042 highlighted a bunch of reviews left by Americans which are just as entertaining as you’d […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 08:53:52 (Source: The Poke)Alfie Watts describes "enormous frustration" after the theft the night before a Welsh schools tour.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 08:46:22 (Source: BBC News)To the world – briefly – of Donald Trump health guru and righthand idiot, Robert F Kennedy Jr. He’s never been shy showing off his physical prowess, such as it is, but this particular attempt at a pull-up proved rather more short-lived – and much funnier – than he presumably intended. RFK Jr does 1/3 […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 08:43:26 (Source: The Poke)If the Trump regime could wave a magic wand over their Buffoon-in-chief and change one thing, we suspect it would be to get him to stick to the teleprompter script. For a start, it would save him wanging on about sharks, windmills, and the Melania documentary, but more importantly, it would have prevented him telling […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 08:29:36 (Source: The Poke)Like us you probably won’t have come across someone called @DonnaLouise1212 before. She’s ‘English. Patriotic [and] says what everyone’s thinking’ according to her Twitter bio, so you already know what to expect. She was predictably excited by Harry Kane’s superhuman two-goal performance to drag England into the last 16 of the World Cup in their […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 08:22:18 (Source: The Poke)BBC Sport explores how playing football at high altitude affects the body and mind as England prepare to visit Mexico and their fortress Azteca Stadium.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 08:21:52 (Source: BBC News)Tourists determined to get a good view of a steam train made famous by the Harry Potter films are being warned to stay off the tracks at a beauty hotspot.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 08:21:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)Snow Patrol and Kylie Minogue's single, These Alarms, was released on 1 July.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 08:13:49 (Source: BBC News)Lando Norris tells BBC Sport he is "paying the price" for the effort that brought him the 2025 title - and why McLaren would be a "different vibe" for Max Verstappen.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 07:45:39 (Source: BBC News)The pop star's 15th album starts on the dancefloor, but ends with deep personal revelations.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 06:55:03 (Source: BBC News)WARNING: DISTRESSING CONTENT Sophie Firth appeared on Emmerdale as a baby but tragically lost her life at just three years old when her dress caught fire and she suffered 70 per cent burns across her body
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 06:32:36 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Not for the first time, we find ourselves very grateful for the work of The Good Liars – Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler – who go in amongst the Maga so that the rest of us can appreciate the truly breathtaking stupidity of those mired in the cult. At the ‘rally to end all rallies’, […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 06:32:21 (Source: The Poke)Scene in Braemar, by Queen Victoria's favourite artist Sir Edwin Landseer, fetched five times the previous record for one of his works.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 06:06:36 (Source: BBC News)In her first BBC Sport column at this year's Wimbledon, Naomi Broady analyses whether the last four Britons in the singles can further lift the gloom.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 05:49:42 (Source: BBC News)If the politics career doesn’t work out for JD Vance – and that’s already looking likely – he’s going to want to find a new grift. If this clip of his visit to the Naval Air Station Oceana in Virginia Beach is anything to go by, he can scratch ‘stand-up comedian’ off his list straight […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 05:28:06 (Source: The Poke)A convicted people smuggler is living in Leicestershire and seeking asylum while working illegally, the BBC can reveal.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 05:08:30 (Source: BBC News)Once described as "the godfather" of French migrant camps, he has been working in a Leicestershire village.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 05:00:03 (Source: BBC News)Hundreds of fans who bought World Cup tickets on resale site StubHub say they have had them cancelled at the last minute.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 04:59:47 (Source: BBC News)Another day, another financial question hanging over the head of Reform UK leader Nigel Farage. The absentee MP for Clacton is under investigation by the Privileges Committee after faiing to declare a £5 million gift from the Thailand-based crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne. EXCL: Nigel Farage was given an undisclosed £5m by crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne […]
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Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 04:33:45 (Source: The Poke)The two were atop the 1,454 ft (443m) building for at least ten minutes and displayed a large banner before climbing down.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 04:16:09 (Source: BBC News)Mauricio Pochettino's USA side set up a World Cup last-16 meeting with Belgium, but how costly will forward Folarin Balogun's red card prove?
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 03:53:14 (Source: BBC News)Mauricio Pochettino's USA side set up a World Cup last-16 meeting with Belgium, but how costly will forward Folarin Balogun's red card prove?
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 03:53:14 (Source: BBC News)A couple have been arrested after scaling the Empire State Building in an apparent marriage proposal.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 02:32:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)They landed on Flight 164 just before the twin quakes. Family members are desperately searching for them.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:56:17 (Source: BBC News)Hong Kong’s Correctional Services Department removed an AI-generated K-pop video, after facing backlash that it made substances look too appealing.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:54:26 (Source: BBC News)Late drama, controversy, history and heartbreak - the World Cup last-32 tie between Belgium and Senegal had everything.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:28:40 (Source: BBC News)Late drama, controversy, history and heartbreak - the World Cup last-32 tie between Belgium and Senegal had everything.
Published on: Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:28:40 (Source: BBC News)A teenager alleged to be a member of the criminal cyber hacking group Scattered Spider - which was linked to attacks on M&S and Transport for London - has been arrested, according to US authorities.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:38:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)Kia told the BBC UK law prevented its location tracking function being used to live track vehicles.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:31:43 (Source: BBC News)Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are expected to celebrate their wedding with a party at New York's Madison Square Garden this weekend.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:08:20 (Source: BBC News)As the United States turns 250 years old, people across the pond are running events of their own to mark the big breakup.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:05:07 (Source: BBC News)Temperatures are forecast to climb throughout the weekend, potentially leading to a heatwave being declared in parts of the UK
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:04:50 (Source: BBC News)When the US-Israel war with Iran began, fuel costs jumped, but they are now plummeting as hope of lasting peace grows.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:01:32 (Source: BBC News)It's a desperate measure to avoid living next to Travellers - but Sky News has learned of at least one community which clubbed together to buy land, fearing unwelcome neighbours were about to move in.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:01:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)The public body which examines potential miscarriages of justice needs to urgently improve the quality of its work, an independent review has found.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:01:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)Historians say Trump's $2.2bn income last year is unprecedented and blurs the line on conflicts of interest.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:36:43 (Source: BBC News)The young migrants heading to Europe say they were stripped and had their hands tied in freezing temperatures.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:13:03 (Source: BBC News)England manager Thomas Tuchel urges parents to let their children stay up to watch England take on Mexico in the last 16 of the World Cup.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:11:59 (Source: BBC News)England manager Thomas Tuchel urges parents to let their children stay up to watch England take on Mexico in the last 16 of the World Cup.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:11:59 (Source: BBC News)The parents and grandparents of 16 children found living in a "disgusting" home with "signs of human faeces" have appeared at a US court via videolink.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 18:59:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)A father killed his four-week-old baby by shaking him in a moment of "pure violence", a court has heard.
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 16:38:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)A concept created for a 2023 conference by designer Kenji Abe went wildly viral on X in 2025, where people had certain – how can we put this – concerns. The beer bottle that can easily be stuck in the sand on a visit to the beach was part of an Axis exhibition for the […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 15:55:41 (Source: The Poke)It’s long since been established that of all the despicable cretins inhabiting Donald Trump’s administration, Stephen Miller is the creepiest. That hasn’t stopped the man from continuously invading our screens and making bold and angry proclamations, his latest of which actually seemed to strike quite a chord with the audience. Just not in the way […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 14:22:46 (Source: The Poke)Merseyside Police have confirmed a man has been arrested after a male induvial was reportedly shot in the neck with an air rifle as locals recalled seeing armed police swarm the area
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 13:35:24 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Religion and politics have always had a somewhat tenuous relationship and that was before JD Vance started his WWE wrestling-style feud with the Pope. Vance’s latest taunt stems from the Pope’s stance on immigration (basically, let’s all try to help each other) and how it contrasts with Donald Trump’s views on immigration (lock up the […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 13:12:27 (Source: The Poke)We certainly have admiration for anyone who has the skills to be a sports commentator. Constantly having to think on your feet, filling any lulls in play with insightful and witty remarks – it’s a terrifying seat of the pants gig. So it’s not at all surprising when commentators get things wrong or make weird […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 12:15:34 (Source: The Poke)The 173-year-old Halifax bank brand is being scrapped and all customer accounts will be changed to Lloyds over time, Lloyds Banking Group has announced over two decades since taking ownership brand
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 11:54:45 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)EXCLUSIVE: Terrified Jamie Varley - serving a whole life term at HMP Wakefield for the torture, abuse and murder of little Preston Davey - is said to be refusing to leave his cell
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 11:47:45 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Takedown of the week, the month and possibly the year – any year, in fact – is surely this, a woman who was asked about men who go on about women’s ‘body count’. It’s a clip that went viral back in the day and it’s a proper cut and paste job for any man who […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 11:41:19 (Source: The Poke)There are some people who were born without the ability to use tact – or even to recognise that tact is needed in a certain situation. We all have that elderly relative who’ll blurt out “Are you wearing that shirt for your date, or do you have one that fits?” You know the type. Over […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 11:32:54 (Source: The Poke)Two people have died after a Cessna light aircraft crashed in a field in Ongar, Essex, during a short flight experience that departed from North Weald airfield
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 11:32:22 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)In an ever more uncertain and troublesome world, it’s always reassuring when someone gets exactly what was coming to them. And this tale of a woman whose fiancee wouldn’t stop suggesting she was only interested in her money is a small but supremely satisfying example of that. She went on the subReddit ‘Am I The […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 11:26:48 (Source: The Poke)TG Jones, formerly known as WH Smith, has been saved from insolvency after a plan was approved at the High Court, but could see around 150 stores set to close with jobs at risk
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:36:05 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Prince William was recently shown a hairdryer during a public engagement, and floored people with his response. He made a cheeky joke that caught people off-guard
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:33:03 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)JD Vance must be the world’s most famous Catholic convert since Tony Blair, and if he doesn’t get with the Gospel programme, he may find himself becoming the most famous excommunicate – American Pope or no American Pope. For example, we can’t remember whether it was Matthew, Mark, Luke or John who said ‘Blessed be […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:29:50 (Source: The Poke)Time to return to the World Cup which has been a bit of a treat so far – we write this ahead of England’s last 32 fixture against DR Congo, obviously – apart from one thing. Well, two things every match, to be specific, and that’s the wildly irritating ‘hydration breaks’ and their uncanny ability […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:24:47 (Source: The Poke)The Met Office has issued a new forecast for the third heatwave of the year, warning that temperatures could hit a peak of 33C next week as a high-pressure front moves in from the Azores
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:07:00 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Time to return to the apparently bottomless well that is the cultural chasm that exists between the US and basically anywhere else. This time it’s food – specifially, British food – that this American chose to have a little pop at. It’s someone called @MoMohler who, according to their Twitter bio, is ‘Rated 100% pure, […]
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Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 09:28:38 (Source: The Poke)A three-year-old boy who was allegedly thrown into a crocodile enclosure in at Johnson’s of Old Hurst, near Huntingdon, has underwent "multiple surgeries" as his family break their silence
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 09:24:40 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)WARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT: Two Hampshire police officers are under investigation for potential gross misconduct over the arrest and handcuffing of Henry Nowak and alleged failure to recognise he needed medical help
Published on: Wed, 01 Jul 2026 09:07:57 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)The government releases it’s long awaited defence investment plan.
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 19:38:00 (Source: BBC News)Rebecca Green, 29, was jailed for one year and four months after entering into a relationship with convicted murderer John Otugade, who is serving a 25-year sentence
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 16:09:40 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)The former Grimsargh home of Jamie Varley and John McGowan-Fazakerley — jailed following the murder of toddler Preston Davey — has been put back on the market for £370,000, with prospective buyers warned about its previous owners.
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 15:53:06 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)England’s ‘JB’ has admitted he fancies shifting his shirt number from ‘10’ to ‘007' when his footballing career comes to an end
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 15:30:53 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Mehrab Safi, 21, filmed his two friends Awal Ahmadzai and Salman Habibkheil, both 19, laughing in the back of a lorry three days after they raped a teenager at a house in Bristol
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 15:28:34 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Criminal masterminds have used secret boltholes for decades, where they do their utmost to avoid the authorities. Many have ended up meeting grisly ends after being discovered
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 15:05:12 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)The grass court grand slam will not show any football action on its screens or even in the players’ dressing rooms, championship boss Sally Bolton said
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:48:21 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Jacob Calland was sadly riding on the back of the vehicle when it collided with a car and he suffered a catastrophic brain injury
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:34:40 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)John Davies, 58, admitted maliciously wounding a female officer by scalding her with a kettle, assaulting a second officer, and attacking a member of the public
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:20:10 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)A woman was left 'shaken' after a man allegedly threatened to 'punch her in the face' during a furious row at a B&M store in Lichfield, over claims a dog was left inside a car in 30C-plus heat during the heatwave
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:04:11 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Parents are spending the equivalent of 10 full days a year locked in negotiations with their children over chores and hygiene and admit they don't always win.
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 13:52:17 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)The Met Office has warned of a return to "warm or very warm" conditions in the UK early next week, with heatwave conditions "increasingly likely" in some areas as 26 counties face 30C temperatures
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 13:48:11 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)One in four households are divided over who they’re supporting during the 2026 World Cup, with family members backing rival nations and adding tension on matchdays.
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 13:41:26 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Devon & Cornwall Police were called to the Monkey Tree Holiday Park at the weekend following reports of a fight breaking out in the early hours as a man was found with stab wounds
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 13:14:48 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)WARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT: A lavish Lancashire property purchased by Preston Davey's convicted adoptive parents just 22 days after the toddler's murder is back on the housing market at a reduced price after a failed auction
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 12:47:31 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)An urban explorer has captured spine-chilling images from inside the abandoned, decaying Victorian wards of Britain's most notorious secure hospital, Broadmoor
Published on: Tue, 30 Jun 2026 11:34:00 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)A landmark decision expands Trump’s presidential power
Published on: Mon, 29 Jun 2026 19:14:00 (Source: BBC News)A teenager has been left with potentially life-threatening gunshot wounds after a shooting near a mosque in Birmingham.
Published on: Sun, 21 Jun 2026 15:01:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)Top stories, breaking news, live reporting, and follow news topics that match your interests
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