To the airwaves now, where this particular Little Englander was asked to define what it means to be ‘English’ and it’s an absolute classic of the genre. They rang in a little bit back in the day, to coincide with a far-right London protest organised by Tommy Robinson, and we share it again because it […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:06:23 (Source: The Poke)Sway, whose hits included Still Speedin' and Level Up, was living in Ghana at the time of his death.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:03:29 (Source: BBC News)The gunman is among the dead in what is the third school shooting in the country since June.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:01:46 (Source: BBC News)Administrators say about £489,000 was owed for staff wages and holiday pay and £2.4m was owed to HMRC for unpaid VAT.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:58:08 (Source: BBC News)The share of UK mortgages with smaller deposits is the highest it's been since 2008. The BBC spoke to borrowers about how they manage the risks.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:43:03 (Source: BBC News)The rock band will not be stopping at Worthy Farm despite being on tour at that time next summer.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:40:55 (Source: BBC News)A vehicle loaded with explosives rammed into a mosque building during Friday prayers, a senior police official says.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:39:31 (Source: BBC News)Grand Designs is back on Channel 4 this week and the return – specifically, this particular tweet announcing its return – went wildly viral with people making very educated guesses what will happen in the episode, and very entertaining it was too. Bryony and Matt are spending £820,000 on a modern, high-performance home on the […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:39:21 (Source: The Poke)A row is growing over Wandsworth Council's rise, which the local authority is blaming on government funding cuts.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:37:06 (Source: BBC News)A coroner rejects an application for three workers after the media, including the BBC, opposed it.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:21:25 (Source: BBC News)It is the first time MI5 has confirmed the BBC's revelation that it gave evidence based on lies in court.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:19:46 (Source: BBC News)As we’ve already written about elsewhere, shocking news today that the RNLI has had to close its Portsmouth lifeboat station due to far-right protestors unhappy at them helping migrants. We’ve highlighted 14 of the most totally on-point responses here, but while they surely represent 99% of the country right now, the 1% tends to shout […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:18:05 (Source: The Poke)The Prince of Wales tells the BBC we need to "accelerate" in finding solutions to climate challenges as Earthshot nominees are unveiled.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:12:32 (Source: BBC News)Hello and welcome to our weekly round-up of the things that have made us laugh on Twitter – proving that it’s not just a sewer of angry bigots, bots, and trolls. It’s also a lot of people, commenting on current affairs, sharing their dad jokes, and generally being funny. If you see something you like, […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:50:55 (Source: The Poke)The trust's new chief executive says he apologises unreservedly - "What happened was utterly unacceptable."
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:46:17 (Source: BBC News)Denise Howarth is one of several women who have been told by the NHS that their breast was removed unnecessarily.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:43:19 (Source: BBC News)Time to return to the thoughts, such as they are, of Donald Trump. We’ve published no end of posts about the mental state – and we really do mean mental – of the American president on these pages, but for a real-time indication of where his head is at right now, this is surely hard […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:41:09 (Source: The Poke)Question Time was back on BBC1 on Thursday night, which must mean that Reform UK is back on Question Time, right? Of course they were, and this time it was the turn of Tory turncoat Danny Kruger, who was naturally doing his bit to defend all those mega millions of pounds donated to Reform UK. […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:26:49 (Source: The Poke)One trader says her "heart sank" after discovering she had lost money through a scam festival invitation.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:15:43 (Source: BBC News)Nicholas Brandram's sisters give the BBC a list of reasons as to why their brother was not the jogger who pushed a woman into the path of a bus on Putney Bridge.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:14:29 (Source: BBC News)Astonishing news from the south coast of England where Portsmouth lifeboat station has been forced into temporary closure bedcuae of far-right activists. You’ll remember earlier this month protestors targeted the station and other sites run by the RNLI because they had the temerity of going to the aid of people trying to get to the […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:07:39 (Source: The Poke)A British man who has been detained in India for nearly nine years without conviction has been granted bail - but still faces trial over alleged terror offences.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 08:47:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)We cross now to the US, where a cost of living crisis caused largely by the war with Iran, Doge cuts, and Donald Trump’s tariffs has seen ordinary Americans having to choose between food, healthcare, and fuel to drive to work. In that environment, and with Donald Trump’s approval ratings at an all-time low, you’d […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 08:46:54 (Source: The Poke)Wembley will host its first American college football game on Saturday and one of Kansas' most famous fans could be among the 60,000 crowd.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:41:13 (Source: BBC News)Wembley will host its first American college football game on Saturday and one of Kansas' most famous fans could be among the 60,000 crowd.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:41:13 (Source: BBC News)BBC’s flagship political panel show, Question Time, has just returned after the long parliamentary recess, and we were all hugely shocked by the presence of a Reform representative – in this case, Danny Kruger. They so rarely get to have their say. In an act of extraordinary televisual innovation, unheard of in the history of […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:33:03 (Source: The Poke)Twenty women have undergone unnecessary mastectomies, while others suffered significant harm while under the care of an NHS trust, a review of cases has found.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:27:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)Doctors have told Ayla her planned surgery is not a good idea
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:10:53 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Sam Hutchinson is getting ready to play for Farnham Town in the second qualifying round of the FA Cup - 19 years after making his Chelsea debut under Jose Mourinho.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:10:13 (Source: BBC News)A previously unknown species of wild cat has been identified in South America.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:00:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)Buckingham Palace has strongly pushed back against claims in a new book by the late Princess of Wales's brother.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 06:17:45 (Source: BBC News)After making its debut at the 1928 Olympics, the women's 800m was cut from the programme. Now, it's often billed as the must-see event of major athletics championships. So, how did we get here?
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 06:02:52 (Source: BBC News)Channel 4’s architecture and self-build show, Grand Designs, has been on our screens for an incredible 27 years, fronted by the blunt yet enthusiastic designer Kevin McCloud. Season 24 has just launched, with episode one featuring Bryony and Matt’s ambitious build in the tiny village of St Minver, Cornwall. Here’s how the official account described […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 05:53:17 (Source: The Poke)Every month, our Money team interviews top chefs from around the UK, hearing about their cheap food hacks, views on the industry and more. Today, we speak to Tom Earnshaw, head chef at Bohemia in Jersey.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 05:21:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)Roberto De Zerbi's Tottenham are yet to score a Premier League goal this season, how do they fix that?
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 05:16:05 (Source: BBC News)A British woman who was abducted in Malawi has been rescued and reunited with her family after a shoot-out between officers and the kidnappers, police said.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 05:08:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)One learner says social media clips saved her money, but there was also misinformation online.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 05:03:27 (Source: BBC News)We can’t imagine what job RFK Jr is actually suited to. Talking head on Channel 5 ‘When X Goes Wrong’ shows, perhaps, or roadkill chef on his own YouTube channel. What he isn’t fit for is to be the Secretary of Health and Human Services. The man’s an anti-science conspiracy theorist who has overseen a […]
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Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 04:36:56 (Source: The Poke)It comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 04:29:27 (Source: BBC News)The mother of two young children was kidnapped last week in the middle of the day in the main city, Blantyre.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 03:59:17 (Source: BBC News)The Archbishop of Canterbury's office has withdrawn an award presented to a Muslim cleric who previously pledged to bestow an honorary title on Osama bin Laden.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 00:55:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)With Sheeran's next gig this weekend, some ticket holders said they were in two minds about going.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 00:38:03 (Source: BBC News)There is a sizeable group of Lib Dem MPs who openly question whether the party's problem is with its leader, while others support his stance.
Published on: Fri, 18 Sep 2026 00:18:23 (Source: BBC News)After another defeat, keeping the faith is surely becoming more testing for Celtic's fans, writes Tom English.
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 23:51:07 (Source: BBC News)Since 2023, hundreds of thousands of Afghans have been deported from Pakistan and over two million have left.
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 23:31:43 (Source: BBC News)Queensland's Fitzroy River has been selected for the 2032 Games, despite concerns over the course - and its inhabitants.
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 23:29:17 (Source: BBC News)The military and government say the risk of conflict is growing, but we may not be mentally ready for it
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 23:22:17 (Source: BBC News)Robert F Kennedy Jr has told anti-vaxxers they have a "friend in the White House".
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 23:19:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)A spotted wildcat long mistaken for relatives has been identified as a new species in Bolivia.
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 23:15:55 (Source: BBC News)Nusrat Osman, a British mother-of-two who is believed to be from Leicester, has been rescued in a major police operation after she was kidnapped while on the school run
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 20:54:24 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Former royal butler Grant Harrold has slammed claims made by Princess Diana's brother Earl Spencer in his new book after making allegations regarding King Charles' conduct at the times
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 19:10:03 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)How much attention did you pay to what happened in the world over the past seven days?
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 18:52:26 (Source: BBC News)WARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT: Bakatash, 29, who once served in the British Army, was convicted of raping and sexually abusing two girls, both aged 14, after plying them with vodka until they were barely conscious
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 17:48:17 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Victoria and Shaun Lewis have been jailed after they had made plans for Shaun to meet the child, while Victoria knew he had plans to abuse her, police said.
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 17:43:29 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Proposals to house up to 1,256 asylum seekers in the village of Piddington may have been scuppered after the site was found to be teeming with wildlife
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 17:14:11 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)The 1980s tops the charts as the nation's favourite decade - winning six out of eight categories including TV shows, music, pop culture and iconic catchphrases
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:29:32 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Earl Spencer has dropped bombshell claims regarding the moment he was called by King Charles following the death of his sister Princess Diana, allegedly that the then Prince was "like a lottery winner"
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:26:15 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Careers often gradually taper off as a person slowly winds down their obligations. But sometimes they come to an abrupt halt due to a massive screw up. And while it remains to be seen where Ed Sheeran sits on this spectrum, Ok-Poetry8702 wanted to hear about those unfortunate occasions where a person’s career drops off […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:09:07 (Source: The Poke)Back in 2022, Scottish TikToker @glittergreigy shared a short clip (clop?) that went wildly viral, and deservedly so, with the description – ‘He thought about it for a second .. he really thought about it.’ If you haven’t seen it, you’re in for a treat. If you have, we know you’re going to want to […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 15:56:35 (Source: The Poke)Alan Carr's 2025 Celebrity Traitors victory among the most unifying cultural moments of the past 25 years – alongside Queen's funeral
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 15:37:56 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)It’s all too easy to despair about the state of the nation. Trains always seem to be delayed, and now people are picking on the RNLI of all things. But there are lots of ways where this country actually excels. To learn more, Odd-Paramedic-3826 tasked r/AskUK with sharing the British things that are the best […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 15:14:08 (Source: The Poke)As the old saying goes, the future ain’t what it used to be. Time was, we were promised flying cars and bases on the Moon. Sadly, things haven’t worked out that way. Where did it all go awry though? How were we robbed when it came to developments? To find out, CottonCandyCloud9 turned to r/AskReddit […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 15:11:03 (Source: The Poke)BBC Sport football expert Chris Sutton takes on legendary guitarist and Man City fan Johnny Marr, plus the BBC readers and AI with his predictions for this weekend's Premier League fixtures.
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 15:10:03 (Source: BBC News)Suffolk Constabulary have issued an update following the death of three-year-old Noah Woods after formal identification of a body found in a pond yesterday has taken place
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 14:48:05 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)So much gets made of the nonsense Donald Trump spews on a daily basis that it’s good to get back to the basics. The American economy has been struggling under Trump’s stewardship and the nation’s people want to hear what his thought process is behind the decisions impacting their day-to-day expenses. Luckily, Donald took a […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 14:31:59 (Source: The Poke)Owain Davies, 55, managing director of Carmarthenshire engineering firm Amcanu, was a passenger in a light aircraft which crashed near the Leukerbad resort in the Swiss Alps
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 14:31:52 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)In the not too distant past you could go to a shop, buy an item and that was pretty much the end of it. Nowadays, however, if you make a purchase online then it invariably brings about a seemingly endless string of email notifications. We have received your order! Your order is being processed! Your […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 14:19:54 (Source: The Poke)As you’ll have read elsewhere, Canada looks all set for closer – much closer – ties to the European Union after its prime minister Mark Carney’s visit this week. The prospect of Canada becoming the EU’s first associate member – raised by European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen – already felt like a good […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 13:55:38 (Source: The Poke)Given the difficulty of meeting someone – anyone! – to date these days, you’d think that the red flags would have to be huge and wildly flapping to put people off each other. However, sometimes it’s the small, apparently rather petty things that actually undermine a relationship before it’s even got off the ground. Over […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 13:31:54 (Source: The Poke)In something straight out of a Spinal Tap movie, Donald Trump decided to dust off his thoughts on the state of North Carolina at the worst possible time. The President continues to travel the country stumping for Maga candidates ahead of the increasingly important midterm elections. He made a stop in the key swing state […]
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Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 13:13:31 (Source: The Poke)The culture secretary has told Sky News it was "disgusting" for X to skip a meeting over recent social media attacks on the UK's lifeboat charity - as she vowed to keep introducing legislation governing the internet.
Published on: Thu, 17 Sep 2026 13:11:00 (Source: The Latest News from the UK and Around the World | Sky News)Ashraful Islam, 21, from Chippenham avoided jail after police seized his phone during an unrelated arrest in March 2026, uncovering hundreds of child abuse images including nearly 350 of the most serious category
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 21:37:38 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Princess Diana's brother Earl Spencer has made a bombshell claim about King Charles in his new book Swan Song: Diana, My Sister, alleging the King said the world would 'forget' Diana following her death in 1997
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 18:52:20 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Many of the hundreds of volunteers searching for missing three-year-old Noah Woods have wept at the heartbreaking news that a body has been found in local pond in Brantham
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 17:52:37 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Superintendent Tom Pearse from Suffolk Constabulary has issued a new statement in the search for missing three-year-old Noah Woods after the toddler disappeared over 24 hours ago
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 16:43:10 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Heathrow Terminal 3 was shut down after tear gas was sprayed leaving people hospitalised and bystanders coughing and choking
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 16:21:22 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Police searching for missing three-year-old Noah Woods have shared a short message from the his family as the operation continues to find him over 24 hours since the toddler was reported missing
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 15:56:58 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Ivan Jennings, a dad of four, has been jailed for encouraging terrorism in an online chat as he encouraged attacks on migrants and how to use poisonous mushrooms in the food of Jews and Muslims
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 15:34:28 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Prince Harry and Meghan face a backlash after pulling their kids from school over a security blunder, with experts branding their UK return a self-made fiasco
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 14:29:45 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Suffolk Police Superintendent Tom Pearse has issued a new statement following online speculation of criminality as the search continues for the missing three-year-old boy Noah
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 14:16:25 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Jack Whitehall: Travels with My Father star Michael Whitehall has shared a brutal verdict on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle after the royal couple became his new neighbours in the Cotswolds
Published on: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 12:54:28 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)The British 200m ace sparked a huge reaction after hitting out at an ad where Sydney posed naked with strategically-placed footballs and other sporting equipment
Published on: Tue, 15 Sep 2026 17:49:24 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)Around 5,000 bogus pharmacy websites were accessed by UK consumers in 2025, according to cybersecurity firm Avast
Published on: Tue, 15 Sep 2026 16:22:24 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)King Charles' letter confirmed that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are considered "private citizens" and any duties carried out would not be on behalf of the Royal Family, as experts analyse what this means for the couple's new life in the UK
Published on: Tue, 15 Sep 2026 15:47:40 (Source: Daily Star - UK News)The UK had the hottest summer ever and now it has been suggested that yet more sunshine is on the way in the coming weeks
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